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The John Adams Society

David W. Downing


Sandy Nelson


G. Larry Colson Jr.

Chief Whip

Marina Wolff


MARCH 2019

Location: Shamrocks Grill and Pub
Date: Third Wednesday of the Month, March 20th, 2019

"The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism"

― Karl Marx

AN AVATAR OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, is a self-professed democratic socialist. The 29-year-old freshman House member's progressive platform includes Medicare for all, a federal jobs guarantee, abolishing U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, free public college, and the Green New Deal. Members of the press call her brilliant! They celebrated her sharpness as exemplary during the Michael Cohen hearing. Juxtapose her straight forwardness to her colleagues winded speeches that make it appear like they are fighting for the people when really, they're not.

She is fantastic because she is focused on what she was elected to do. AOC has become the boss of the Democratic Party and she's been a member of Congress for all of two months. Amazing. Rarely in national politics have we seen anyone fly so high so quickly.

ON THE OTHER HAND, AOC may be a one and done U.S. Representative. Whoopi Goldberg chastised Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for "pooping on people". While conservatives know the dangers of socialism, that the urge to save humanity is a false face for the urge to rule it, it is possible that her constituents will recognize her true colors as a result of such bold proclamations as, "I'm the boss!"

THE CHAIRMAN, an intellectual man who doesn't know how to park a bike, has called a debate to settle the topic:

RESOLVED: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the future of the Democratic Party!

The Debate will be held on March 20, 2019, at Shamrocks Grill & Pub, 995 7th Street W., St. Paul (West 7th near Randolph Ave.)

The Chancellor will preside over drinks beginning at seven o’clock p.m. The debate will begin at half past seven. There is no dress code, however gentlemen who wish to speak must wear a tie; ladies are encouraged to adhere to a similar sartorial standard. For those gentlemen arriving sans tie yet wishing to discourse on the resolution, the Purveyor of Ties will keep on hand several remarkable selections.

In addition, the Chairman encourages all to join him as early as 6:30 pm for a bite to eat. Let us thank Shamrocks for the use of their room in the most sincere way possible -- by spending our money. God Bless Free Enterprise!

Questions regarding debate caucus procedures or about the John Adams Society itself may be directed to the Chairman at (651)485-1699 or the Secretary at (612)968-3493.