WHAT KIND OF DEMENTED PERVERTS HOLD POWER OVER US? What have they done? In the wake of Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” the questions have proliferated without answers. The American people cannot let this blow over without comeuppance for everyone involved in Epstein’s twisted life of sexual exploitation. Bringing the Epstein matter to light is as essential a moral imperative as any the country has ever faced. In a nation with an ample history of corruption at the highest levels of social influence, the Epstein scandal stands out as a particularly heinous dereliction among vast segments of our “ruling” class. The people have a right to know exactly who was involved in Epstein’s despicable exploitations, and justice must be served for the sake of the victims and the integrity of the country.

Republicans and Democrats, business leaders and bureaucrats, socialites and celebrities - all are enmeshed in the moral rot of our so-called “elites.” The Epstein scandal is at the heart of all that’s wrong with the state of our society - a degenerate elite abusing the responsibilities of public trust. The sickness must be exposed and punished. The true representatives of the people in the Congress (we hope there are a few) must be intrepid in pursuit of the truth at all costs, wherever it may lead, and whatever “political ramifications” it may have. The soul of the nation is at stake, and getting to the truth of the Epstein matter is a profound spiritual test for the American people.

ON THE OTHER HAND: Let’s take in a sobering dose of realpolitik. The elites will never admit to the rabble their depraved proclivities. Degeneracy is the truest bi-partisanship. We’ve had years of waffling already, and no one has been held to account. A rigorous pursuit of the Epstein matter would lead only to mounds of obfuscation, judicial intrigue and bureaucratic holdup and the circus would distract from weightier matters of policy that need to be addressed before the 2026 midterms. In the affairs of the world, the sins of power retain the warped privileges they’ve always had. Politics is the dirty, necessary business of a fallen world, and the evil of Epstein and those who parlayed in his sick game must be left to eternal justice.

The CHAIRMAN, poring through vast troughs of redacted court documents with nary a name, calls upon the “flyovers” to discuss the matter.

RESOLVED: All I Want for Christmas is Epstein’s Naughty List

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