| RESOLVED: All I want for Christmas is my federal concealed carry permit. | 01 December 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Both wings are from the same turkey! | 01 November 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Put in Putin! | 01 October 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Trump's Trumpet Trumps | 09 September 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Ready for Hillary! | 05 May 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Liberalism is the necessary consequence of Minnesota nice! | 07 April 2015 |
| RESOLVED: The Middle East can never be fixed! | 09 March 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Measles are better than needles! | 09 February 2015 |
| RESOLVED: Pass the cookies! | 09 December 2014 |
| RESOLVED: At least, when the dinosaurs went extinct, they were useful! | 06 November 2014 |